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We had to wait a fucking hot minute (read: almost two years) for the next season of our favorite teen drama Euphoria fall, and now that he’s here, I know what took them so long. From fireproof wardrobe to classic Euphoria-makeup looks (albeit scaled down), you can tell they’ve made it their mission to be gory trendsetters – and it’s well and truly paid off.
The hashtag #euphoriahighschool on TikTok alone has racked up 46.2 million views, with thousands of fans pointing out that none of the cast members ever look like Actually head to high school â instead, they’re all wearing dresses with exposed cutouts, designer bags, and literally anything dazzled from a distance. And to think my Catholic high school would send me home for a summer dress that didn’t go past my knees.
Either way, if you love Maddy’s iconic Y2K princess aesthetic, Lexi’s hot librarian vibes, or Jules’ ethereal look, here’s where you can get your hands on a kit for Euphoria high school yourself.
Oh, and if you’re only here for the fits and haven’t quite watched a show’s literal godsend, do yourself a favor and put it on right away. I’m watching you.
Euphoria Makeup Essentials
While the second season stays true to its roots of dazzling jewels and holographic face decals, I’ve noticed there’s a renewed interest in simpler solid eyeshadow looks and intricate yet bold designs of black winged lining. That’s why I selected this selection of Euphoria makeup essentials because 2022 is the year you put on pink eyeshadow and gems on your face just to head to the Woolies, and no one can convince me otherwise.
Pro Longwear Fluidline Eye and Brow Gel, $39
Natasha Denona Circo Loco Eyeshadow Palette, $203
Euphoria Outfit Essentials
at Mady’s Emily in Parisbut do it Y2K
ok I had to include this one because a) I’m obsessed with a cheeky beret, and b) the safety pin singlet look is an ambiance. Unfortch, it’s not exactly the same as our Y2K queen, but add a few charms, and you’ve got pretty much a replica (and probably for half the price).
Plain felt beret, $12.50
Lexi’s modern times Bridgerton see
If you can force yourself to look past the budding duo that is Lexi and Fez (which we’re totally here for), you’ll notice Lexi’s super cute peter pan necklaces and old school 2014 Tumblr girl vibes. are such a contrast against any other aesthetic on the show, especially in its NYE ââcut. So if you want to recreate it, here you go. Again, the items don’t match exactly, but enough to give you a fairly similar kit.
Kat’s Euphoria schoolgirl grunge
I would sacrifice my soul for any of Kat’s outfits, especially this one. Too bad the skirt only sells to US retailers. That’s why I chose a cute little floral alternative instead.
Green romantic knit cardigan, $30
The Cramps Vintage Reprint White Cotton T-Shirt, $26.11
Silvi Mesh White Floral Midi Skirt was $59.95, now $39
The “I’m in love with Nate Jacobs” stan club look
Your next party outfit is sorted. Or, in Maddy and Cassie’s case, your next school hallway kit. This one also comes in two colors, so yes, you can match it to your BFF. Let’s just hope she doesn’t fuck your ex-boyfriend too.
Pink Paperbag Waist Flare Pants, $60 and the Pink Long Sleeve Ring Crop Top
Fezco’s Grandma Aesthetics (aka Mother Fucking G)
It’s only fitting that the icon from Episode 1 made an appearance in this roundup.
Fitted cinched-waist blazer, $149 and the High-waisted indie pants, $99
Vehla Dixie Sunglasses (Choc Tort/Cinnamon), $200
Maddy the Year 2000 Princess Part Two
That’s the way I would literally never I associated these two items together – and the fact that I actually sent a picture of one of these fur-lined cardigans to my friend saying “ew” last month – to now add them both to my cart only because my blood only flows for Alexa Demie.
Blue Faux Fur Collar Cardigan was $56, now $38.05
Maddy’s signature NYE fit
You can’t tell me you didn’t spend the whole first episode literally praying that Maddy would come back into the shot and give us a load of her crazy dress and shoe combo. It literally ticks all the boxes and more. This body-con number is from AKNA shop, although to no one’s surprise it’s totally sold out, so I’ve presented some alternatives below. Oh, and the earrings from Mejuri are the ones Maddy actually wears.
Pair it with the opaque silver shade of the Circo Loco palette for a complete look Euphoria NYE makeup.
Long Sleeve Cutout Wrap Mini Dress, $25.20